Defecation to the People

It's a bad sign when everybody constantly s#!ts on you, even the birds. It's hard enough to remember your speech, and whether or not you took your medication and had your morning pudding. Behold, a fresh take on the tuxedo shirt. It's our little defecation to the people. (Bird s#!t included at no additional charge.)Features an image of a suit jacket, shirt and tie in relief. The shirt is printed in white, while the lapels are printed in tonal hues allowing the color of the shirt to come through in a darker tone. On the left lapel, a steaming pile of bird excrement, reminiscent of our President's recent appearance where a bird let him know what it thought about his speech. On navy heather fabric.100% ringspun soft style cotton. Tees and hoodies made in various countries, not China. Proudly printed in the USA, made in Wisconsin.